I love her so much bye
lmao is that even real
Taylor’s icon is actually the 1989 album HOWEVER this is still gold.
Hate gonna hate. I’m gonna shake shake shake it off
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
*Pep pep pep*
"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
I will always share this LOL
I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes"
hello rape culture
when something like this happens you should just block the person. Problem solved.
I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT
it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
this was so cute it made me pick up and snuggle my cat.
Just a prediction for October 27
LMFAO I don’t think I’ve ever reblogged something so fast! THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I ALMOST DIED
RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD.
IM IN TEARS
You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.
I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful.
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a week from tomorrow the wait is finally over
2 year’s we’ve been waiting for this
2 years ago we had no idea what Taylor was writing about
2 years ago we had no idea what the album was going to sound like
for 2 years Taylor has been keeping this from us
for 2 years Taylor has been writing these songs for us
the wait is finally over a week from tomorrow.
WHEN Y’ALL START WRITING EMOTIONAL STUFF LIKE THIS, YOU INTENSIFY THE HYPE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WITH MY LIFE.
but here’s another T-Swift and T-Paine pic for you guys
so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.
if you don’t reblog this, fuck you
oh my god this is amazing