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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me:

    Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

  • Spider:

    Omg man I didn't see you there.

  • Me:

    We cool?

  • Spider:

    Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

  • Me:

    Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

  • Spider:

    Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

  • Me:

    So...can I get out now?

  • Spider:

    Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

  • Me:

    Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

  • Spider:

    Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.








For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

>using an OS that doesn’t respect your freedoms
>using closed source sofware
>expecting privacy
I shiggy diggy



I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

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